Yes. I would do ya’.
(FYI, I’m engaged to be married. But, that still doesn’t eliminate the caveman tendencies of man.)
(Back to Storm Susan Large...)
Still, as a professional journalist, I needed to evaluate Storm for her ability or capability to make it through a twelve week audition to front the former stars of Motley Crue, Metallica and Guns N’ Roses.
First impression of Storm Susan Large.... The Singer? (Not the sex object.)
Pretty damn good!!!!
Among all things, you have got to acknowledge this girl's energy and will to rock it out.
Storm commands your attention.
First off, Storm is, like her name... Large. In fact, if I was to cast a reality show called Rock Star Amazon... Storm Large would win hands down.
However, this is Rock Star Supernova not Rock Star Amazon.
And that, my peeps, is where there is a tad of a breakdown for Storm Large.
For all of her energy. For all of her will. For all of her sassy comments to Tommy Lee, there is something a bit not roit for her to be crowned theeeee Rock Star Supernova.
My gut is telling me the following:
Storm Large is a bit too understood. What do I mean by that?
I mean that she is predictable. During each perfomrance....
I know that she will be giving those peripheral glances midway through a song.
I know she will be caressing the mic stand like a huge penis.
I know that she will sound good but not unbelievable.
And, I know that the crowd will love whatever she does.
This awareness to Storm Large's predictable nature translates into 'knowns'. What do I mean by ‘knowns’? I mean that those elements are somewhat theatrical. Theatrics breed anti-rock n’ roll. And, anti-rock n’ roll does not fit Supernova.
Okay. I just used the transitive property from 9th grade geometry.
Are you feeling this? Or no?
Perhaps that is the reason, Storm Large has yet to receive an encore.
Pinball Wizard was great. And, what were her other songs????
Kinda hard to remember right? So what do you remember about Storm Susan Large?
That’s my point!!!! YOU GET IT?
You remember Storm's glances. You remember Storm's moves. You remember those fantastically firm boobs... But, do you remember the ‘Rawwwwwwck’?
Ha-Hahhhhhhh. Now, we’re having funny!!!
Unfortunately, Tommy, Jason and Gilby aren’t just looking to have fun. That want to imprint music.
Sadly for the great talent that Storm Large is... She is not ROIT for Supernova.
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