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ROCKSTAR SUPERNOVA WEEK 5 - TOP 10 MOMENTS (TUESDAY)

 
 

LIVE UPDATE FROM STUDIO 36 IN HOLLLYWOOD
By Rex, Rock Star Roadie (July, 31 2006)

For me, it was another week of either, "That Rawwwcked!" or "That Sucked!"

And, for week number five of Rock Star Supernova, it mas more of the "That Sucked!" category. Yah, there were a couple highlights, but overall this week felt more flat than anythng else....

Soooooo, without further ado, here are the Top 10 Moments Rrom Rock Star Supernova's Week 5 Performances.

10. Jill "The HumperQueen" Gioia’s cover of 'Don't You Forget About Me' was god-awful. Jill has great boobs, great abs and great hair but her pitch was off and the mood for that special 80's track (a la the Breakfast Club) was ruined in hopeless screams.

9. Dave Navarro’s reaction to Jill Gioia’s cover. "There comes a time at every rock show where you get up and get a beer... That Jill, was it for me."

 

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8. Lukas Rossi's newfoud love affair for Nate Morton, the drummer of the Supernova Houseband. I never knew Lukas was soooo into Nate. I mean, Nate is married with kids. What was up with that? The entire performance Lukas shielded himself from the crowd because of an uncomfortability with the song and its lyrics? Dude, eh. Come on, eh. How hard is it to remember the lyrics, eh?

7. Storm Large’s cover of David Bowie's 'Changes' deserves an eloquent props. I was really impressed how Storm toned down the sexy lion in her and simply delivered the goods. Very classy in that black suit. Although, I do loves me 'dem boobies.

6. When is Josh Logan gonna realize that this is not Rock Star Soulville? Dude! Turn it up a notch Soulman. Rearrange something, anything to make us see what ya got?

5. Toby "I Like To Hug People" Rand. Toby's got the look, no doubt. But, the Aussie is slipping here in Week 5. His take on Nirvana's 'Penny Royal Tea' limped along somewhat lifeless. But the best was when Toby did his Bono-esque hug of that blond chick in the audience. Pretty Lame. Oy! Oy! Oy!

4. Zayra 'I Want To Expose My Latin Genitals' Alvarez.  Nothing new. This chick is a freak show. Must make Dave feel right at home, given his time with legendary freak-man Perry Farrell.

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3. Ryan 'No Smiles, Piano Chops' Star. OOOOOOOOOOOOh Snap! Encore baby! That version of REMs 'Losing My Religion' was........... DOPE!

2. Patrice “I GOT MY EGO SPANKED HARDCORE BY DAVE NAVARRO LAST WEEK ” Pike.  Patrice who? I didn't notice? Did Patrice perform last night? When? With who? What song? :)

1. Tommy 'Get Out The Hatchet Tonight' Lee. Now, just try and tell me this guy does not know how to BRINNNNNNNG THE RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWCK!

 

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